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mollysmix replied to your post: I AM SORRY BECAUSE I JUST NOTICED THESE AND DID…

Thanks. Yes, I think I can do this. Just got to stay away from the leftover peanut butter eggs from Easter. Honestly, I don’t know how to enable the ask box??? I’m such a noob!

1. click on preferences (the gear icon up there) or the ‘customize theme’ link
2. click the ‘customize your blog button on the top right
3. see following picture - click the pages tab then the link for ‘+add a page’
4. the url should be http://mollysmix.tumblr.com/ask. here’s mine
5. name it whatever
6. click the ‘create page’ button
7. beg people to ask you things all the time
8. I just realized I could have just sent you a note via fan mail. who’s the n00b now?

I AM SORRY BECAUSE I JUST NOTICED THESE AND DID NOT HAVE MY LAPPY AT HOME THIS WEEKEND SO I HAD TO WAIT TO COME TO WORK TO ANSWER THESE AND I KNOW IT’S TUESDAY ALREADY BUT SHEESH, GIMME A BREAK ALREADY OK? HERE ARE SOME REPLIES!  CAPS LOCK!

mollysmix replied to your photo: 40 Pounds in 90 Days Weight Loss Challenge - Week…

So proud of you. Less than 7 lbs to go, and I’m certain you’ll make it! I have to loose 12 lbs by July 16th, so I may be doing the same thing soon.

Thankee! I thought about asking you this privately, but you don’t seem to have your ask box enabled. (pls to enable?) What happens on July 16th? Is it what I think it is? If so, details pls!

Girl, that’s only a little over a pound per week! Easy peasy! This is just my opinion, but honestly, I think you have time to lose the weight the old-fashioned way. I don’t think you’ll have any problems if you stick to around 1400 calories per day and do three or four hours of strenuous exercise for per week. YOU CAN DO EEEET!

vegkat replied to your photo: 40 Pounds in 90 Days Weight Loss Challenge - Week…

You are so close! You can totally do it! I’m so excited for you! EXCLAMATION POINTS!

THANK YOU, DEAR LADY! I HAVE FEELINGS OF EXCITE FOR FUTURE SUCCESS! TO HEALTHFUL VICTORY!

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mollysmix replied to your post: Re: Spice Girls

I’m hoping to be the next Spice Girl at annie.newdream.net/spic…

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My application letter to the Spice Girls reads as follows:

To whom it may concern:

I think I have what it takes to be a Spice Girl. For years, I’ve practiced shaking my big brain. I can’t sing so well, but I can yodel like you wouldn’t believe. I’ve refined my skills of pinching Prince Charles’ ring finger and shaking the Queen’s Tibetan fox. Along with my motherly abilities and my willingness to zigazigah, I feel that I’m the best talking vagina to replace Ginger Spice.

Sincerely, Lena

Here’s mine!

To whom it may concern:

I think I have what it takes to be a Spice Girl. For years, I’ve practiced shaking my girl power. I can’t sing so well, but I can solve Laplace transforms like you wouldn’t believe. I’ve refined my skills of pinching Prince Charles’ bollocks and shaking the Queen’s hand, like a lady. Along with my magical abilities and my willingness to zigazigah, I feel that I’m the best new flavor to replace Ginger Spice.

Sincerely,
Anna Spice

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mollysmix replied to your photo: Master Cleanse journal - Day 1 Hi friends! I…

When you’ve been a vegetarian for 12 years, all your Moves are Smooth. Good luck with the senna.

Sorry about all the poop talk, you guys!

Thanks, Molly, but senna tea is gross. It tastes like licorice, but in a way that’s slightly insulting, like, hey, remember what good things taste like? Well, this isn’t one of them, princess! Ha ha ha ha! And then I cry and drink the rest of it as fast as I can.

Personal anecdotes!

mollysmix answered your question: 40 Pounds in 90 Days Weight Loss Challenge - Week…

You already know your watchwords, so JUST KEEP THAT SHIT UP, GIRL! Seriously, you’re doing great and can’t allow yourself to beat yourself u

Me: Did she say safe words? Because that totally reminds me of getting tied up and spanked, which is hot.

Me: No, stupid, she said watch words. As in things to keep in mind while we’re dieting.

Me: Oh. Well…FYI, you guys, I don’t care what she says about beating myself up because I can do whatever I want to myself because I’m a, what’s it called? Masochist? I’m totally into that now.

Me: What? Since when?

Me: Last night. Probably before that. I dunno. I started thinking about it when you were working last night because you are so boring all the time now and you don’t even care about having fun and whatever any more and seriously, how much longer do we have to do this because I am, like so bored all the time. Anyway, I’m a masochist now, so there.

Me: Not if I have anything to say about it, Missy!

Me: YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME, YOU…COW!

Me: *gasps* *slaps her face*

Me: Oooh, do it again, you bad girl!

Me: SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP! And go to your room! We’ll talk about this later.

Ahem.

Anyway, I think what she meant to say was, thank you, Molly…you’re absolutely right…and I am definitely not a masochist who likes to be tied up and spanked. Definitely.

Good day!

mollysmix replied to your photo: 40 Pounds in 90 Days Weight Loss Challenge - Week…

Building muscle will also help, as muscle tissue burns more calories than fat tissue. You don’t need to be a body builder. Just focus on some low-weight exercises with lots of reps. Either way, keep it up and don’t let those setbacks drag you down.

Thanks, Molly! Yeah, that’s what I have been doing, but it’s easy to cast the Steely Gaze of Disappoint in the general direction of the weights when things aren’t going so well. Unfortunately, and I’ve learned this the hard way, yelling WHY AREN’T YOU MAKING ME THIN, YOU STUPID DUMBBELLS?! at dumbbells just makes you look like a crazy person. I guess it’s easier to just use them. Ugh, whatever!